sábado, 20 de febrero de 2010

Esquela

 


 

 

E S Q U E L A

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Rogad a Dios por caridad por el alma de 

 Don Aumento de Sueldo,

desaparecido en España en edad avanzada,

viudo de doña Subida de Precios,

que conducía su vehiculo con excesiva velocidad,

debido al nuevo carburante del plan de Desarrollo.

 

R.I.P.

 

Su afligida 2ª esposa doña Modesta Paga Extraordinaria,

hijos don Anticipo, doña Vergüenza (ausente),

doña Deuda Perpetua y don Ayuno Forzoso,

hijos políticos doña Esperanza Frustrada,

doña Letra Vencida y doña Necesidad Urgente,

primos, acreedores y demás familia 

os ruegan un piadoso recuerdo en sus oraciones

 

Agradeceremos vuestra asistencia a la conducción del cadáver

desde  la casa mortuoria del Ministerio de Trabajo

al cementerio de la Esperanza Perdida.

 

Varios excelentísimos ministros han concedido

buenas palabras en la forma acostumbrada.

90 días de indulgencia recitando la siguiente oración:

 

ORACIÓN

 

"Z P nuestro que estás en la Moncloa, glorificado sea tu nombre

y el de tus 640 asesores, con los que no paras de arruinarnos.

Hágase tu voluntad y la de tus Ministros, que tan a gusto nos exprimen,

perdona nuestras deudas que vemos aumentar por momentos, 

así como nosotros intentaremos perdonar a los que nos están robando,

y déjanos caer en la tentación de buscar algún empleo que tanto necesitamos.

Amén.

 

JACULATORIA

 

Bienaventurados los que viven del sueldo base,

porque pronto verán a Dios.  

 

 



martes, 16 de febrero de 2010

La Realidad supera a la Ficción

 
 

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sábado, 6 de febrero de 2010

Bloglines - Crowdsourced dream cars inspired by destinations



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Crowdsourced dream cars inspired by destinations

By Springwise

Open source is by now a proven model for software design—could car design go the same way? Massachusetts enterprise Local Motors has set the wheels in motion. By crowdsourcing designs from a unique global community of designers, and manufacturing to order in regional micro-factories, Local Motors represents a paradigm shift from industry-standard mass production.

The Local Motors online community was launched in March 2008 and now has a membership of 4,000 car designers, engineers and enthusiasts. When Local Motors announces a design competition (for either a car body, or a particular feature), designers submit their work to the community, which then discusses and votes on the designs. Each competition specifies where the winning design will potentially be built, and submissions should be inspired by the target location—e.g. "an electric vehicle with a San Francisco soul". Local Motors picks a winner for the competition, whose design is then further developed by the community before being finalised for production by the Local Motors team.

The first crowd-designed car—the Rally Fighter—is already available, with production limited to 2,000 units (41 already sold). A price of around USD 50,000 adds to the exclusivity, but customers are not just buying a car: realising the high value today's consumers place on unique experience and status stories, Local Motors invites every buyer to help build their own vehicle over two weekends. Owners can even host their own competition on the website for a custom "skin" design for their vehicle.

Local Motors shows why crowdsourcing is such a powerful model: it's effectively free outsourcing that creates products the market wants, and fosters an intimate relationship between consumers and brands. Which other industries are lacking a crowd-driven business? (Related: Open source eco-carConverting standard Corollas into electric cars.)

Website: www.local-motors.com
Contact: support@local-motors.com

Spotted by: Kare Anderson